Trolling at its best (National Geographic)
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
I literally do not know which is which for RDJ/ TS
william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something
ssh don’t tell him
I can’t watch this scene without laughing because Dorian looks so proud of himself, he’s so damn proud! xDD Just look at his face:
And John is like: “Wth?..”:
Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
Theory: Every year Balthazar infiltrates the Academy and forces them to pick someone else over Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s still mad about The Titanic.
that explains it
A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever
- This is gonna be a huge project
- Dirty ice
- Wow it’s all really coming together
- This is gonna be awesome
- Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
- My dad would be proud
- What a great reaction
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
WAIT BUT EUGENE IN THE BACKGROUND
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
❝ I am Vulcan, sir. We embrace technicality.❞